Episodes
Episodes



Friday Feb 18, 2022
Tee Many MarToonis!
Friday Feb 18, 2022
Friday Feb 18, 2022
ITS OUR TENTH EPISODE!!!!!!!
You guys!...I can't believe we have made 10 consecutive episodes....We celebrate with quite the craft service's spread, and cocktails fit for queens! We laugh, we burp, we fight (because Scott can't stop tongue popping), we reflect on how we got to such a level of success beyond anything we could imagine, and The Bareback Contessa surprises Bobby with a trivia game on his FAVORITE movie of ALL. TIME.!! How did he do? Does he deserve to call himself a STAN? You'll have to listen to find out!
Also, for the heteros, we clarify last weeks title and explain the brilliance that IS the title "Poppers & PopTarts"
That and SO MUCH more nothing that you will ONLY ever get on "Hey, Girl!" awaits you. Happy Listening Betches!!
Please take a sec and rate us 5 stars (nothing under that will be accepted)...Also use your words and gush over how amazing we are!
Follow The show on instagram @heygirlpod
Follow Bobby on instagram @itsbobbyjeanspears
& Follow Scott on Instagram @itsthebarebackcontessa
Join our Patreon to gain access to the video versions of the podcast as well as the new and improved Pre-Show "Behind The Beef Curtains" where we (Scott) cook and make our cocktails before we record the pod!
Cocktails provided by Mujen Spirits please check them out and GET YO LYYYFE!!!
Listen to "Dying For Sex" with Nikki Boyer here
Don't forget to go to www.straighttalkwithross.com and vote for me as best guest and worst idea!😂
We Love you all so much for listening! To contribute to the show in any capacity, stalk us on social or email us at heygirlpod@gmail.com!!
Check out all the Bobby Jean and Hey girl Merch you can stand, here!
xx💋
Bobby & Scott



Thursday Feb 10, 2022
Poppers & PopTarts
Thursday Feb 10, 2022
Thursday Feb 10, 2022
We are back back back again still hunkered down quarantining but feeling' frisky. In this episode, boy do we have nothing for you! From a very special Craft Services Spread to what's in our bedroom nightstands to our first kisses (not with each other) we bring you all the quality content you have to expect from us! We also announce the new and improved pre-show available EXCLUSIVELY to our SUPER & EXTREME tiered BETCHES on the "Hey, Girl" Patreon! We are halfway to our goal and as soon as we hit it (20) we will do a live episode!
We want to thank Mujen once again for getting us TOGETHER!
The pre show cocktail of the evening was a good ol' MUJEN X Old Fashioned (made on our pre pre-show available for free here, followed by a refreshing Mujesca (Original Mujen, Elder Flower Liquer, Fresca) for the main show!
You can stalk Mujen on their insta @mujenspirits or on their website!
As Always we would LOVE for you to Rate & Review us on Apple Podcasts or wherever you're listening!
Stalk the show and your fav cohosts on social!
@heygirlpod , @itsbobbyjeanspears , and @itsthebarebackcontessa on Insta!
Email us & send us any contributions you'd like to make to the show at heygirlpod@gmail.com!!
Subscribe to our Patreon for the Full Video Versions of the pod along with exclusive content like the Pre-Show and other future exclusive content! All the money goes back into the pod to help us keep it going!
We absolutely adore all of you who listen!! Thank you from the bottom of our farts! 💋🖤
xx
Bobby & Scott



Wednesday Feb 02, 2022
The Slobcast Minisode
Wednesday Feb 02, 2022
Wednesday Feb 02, 2022
We are so sorry....it looks like "Omi-Rona" has hit the Hey, Girl Studios. We couldn't just NOT do the show tho. Please enjoy our attempt at "the show must go on"
We love you and we will be back with our normal energy next week!!
xx
Bobby & Scott



Wednesday Jan 26, 2022
Bobby Gets Drugged
Wednesday Jan 26, 2022
Wednesday Jan 26, 2022
Welcome back betches!! On this week's episode so much nothing happens you won't believe your ears! From Bobby trying an adult cocktail for once to Scott drugging him and so much more. Scott even updates us on his love life! Does the Bareback Contessa have a new handy man in his life?
Can you believe you get all of this for free?? What a blessing!
However, if you feel like you would love to help support the pod, consider joining our Patreon!
Shop our new Mugs & Tumblers!
If you want to try our new fav adult beverage MUJEN head to their website (not sponsored) http://www.mujen.com
Don't forget you can always email us at heygirlpod@gmail.com! We would love to hear from you!
Don't forget to rate us 5 stars & leave an amazing review with lots of nice words!
Follow the pod on insta @heygirlpod
Follow Bobby on insta @itsbobbyjeanspears
Love y'all SO SO SO SO MUCH
xx
Bobby



Tuesday Jan 18, 2022
Snow Gay!
Tuesday Jan 18, 2022
Tuesday Jan 18, 2022
Everyone loves a good day off work thanks to a good ol' fashioned snow day!
We got SO much accomplished (and by that I mean many a movie was watched)
In this episode we detail our lovely snow day, have some cocktails, discuss why dating sucks so hard in this day and age, and for the FIRST TIME EVER we invited listeners on to the show by putting a zoom link on our instagram to come on the pod!! It was so fun....Did the Bareback Contessa make a love connection? Only time will tell!
LEAVE US A 5 STAR REVIEW...preferably with words!
Join Our Patreon to watch the video versions of the pod which are super fun! Join the $5 or $10 tier to also catch the Pre-show and future Patron Exclusives!
Follow the pod on Insta @heygirlpod and be on the look out for our next invite to join us!!
Follow Bobby Jean on Insta @itsbobbyjeanspears and @bobbyjeantweets on Twitter
Follow The Bareback Contessa on insta @sj_wally and @sj_wally on Twitter
Don't forget to check out MUJEN and stalk them on social @mujenspirits 🥰
We love you Oh SO Much!!!
xx💋
Bobby Jean & Scott
Check up on everything else at http://www.bobbyjeanspears.com



Thursday Jan 13, 2022
The Heffalump In the Room
Thursday Jan 13, 2022
Thursday Jan 13, 2022
OMG… We are late! Don't worry, we aren't pregnant we just lost last weeks episode. To be honest it's probably for the best it went a little long and we talk about it in this episode. This episode is jam packed with nothing… Some of which includes how crappy our week has been, trying new cocktails, our weekly shout out to Brian, an exciting announcement, how to get out of a ticket with Bobby Jean Spears, Scott's new stage name, our weekly dream guest manifestation, the usual raving about Yellowstone and so much more! You don't wanna miss this episode… Well you don't wanna miss ANY episode!
Scott and I can't even begin to express how thankful we are to anyone who listens and would super appreciate a five star rating and a review with some words! It would really help us out.
Speaking of helping us out we would love it if you would consider joining our Patreon so that you have access to the video Pre-Show and the video version of the pod (which is worth the money simply to see our gorgeous faces) I added a third tier for just $3 a month (AKA the Basic Betch Tier)... There is no access to the preshow but you do get full access to all the video podcasts.
The $5 (Super Betch) tier is next... At this level of support after three months you will get a coveted "hey girl" sticker, access to the preshow, and be able to watch all of the video versions of the pod!
The $10 (Extreme Betch) tier is the highest tier and is the best way of supporting our little labor of love… After three successful months on this plan you will receive the coveted "hey girl" sticker AND the most beautiful "hey girl" coffee mug you've ever seen! You will also have access to the preshow and be able to watch all of the video versions of the pod… Also in the future we plan to hopefully do some live patron only shows... We just gotta get some of y'all subscribed ;-)
Any level of support you choose still means the world to us.
Check out MUJEN.....It's the best spirit you've never tasted!! We drank the MUJEN AI LITE with Fresca and a splash of Elderflower Liqueur! DEEEELISH
Stalk MUJEN on their insta here!
Follow the show @heygirlpod on Instagram and subscribe to our YouTube for surprise FULL VIDEO EPISODE drops from time to time!
Follow Bobby @itsbobbyjeanspears on Instagram and @bobbyjeantweets on Twitter
Follow Scott @sj_wally on Instagram and @sj_wally on Twitter
Contact us at heygirlpod@gmail.com with requests, feedback, pitches, advice, or to simply tell us how much you adore us!
We sincerely hope you enjoy this episode and are enjoying the show in general we love doing it and are having a blast!
xx
Bobby Jean & Scott



Tuesday Jan 04, 2022
Plan on it!
Tuesday Jan 04, 2022
Tuesday Jan 04, 2022
Happy New Year!! In this episode we bring you the riveting, smart, and educational content you deserve for example: reading my empty planner that I never use but always attempt to. In one action packed segment We even compare our handwriting and try writing with our left hand. What else do you really want from us? We promised nothing and I think we are delivering.
Watch us on Patreon!
Follow the Show on Instagram @heygirlpod
Follow Bobby on Instagram @itsbobbyjeanspears
Follow Scott on Instagram @sj_wally
You can get my new fav amazing pen here! You won't regret it!



Monday Dec 27, 2021
And Just Like That...I Crapped My Pants.
Monday Dec 27, 2021
Monday Dec 27, 2021
Truly living up to what we promise...this episode really is about nothing. From recapping our holidays.....to Sex and the City.....to our potential acting careers.....and we top it off by talking about crapping our pants!
WATCH THIS AS A FREE VIDEO EPISODE HERE!....This is your chance to Test drive us and consider joining our Patreon ...you will get the video podcast every week along with bonus content like the pre show, live events, and behind the scenes of this AMAZING production!
Also, you will be able to sleep at night knowing that for just pennies a day, you are supporting 2 elder homosexuals. (Queue Sarah McLachlan)
THE TIERS:
$3/mo BASIC BETCH
$5/mo SUPER BETCH
$10/mo EXTREME BETCH
What Kind of BETCH are you???
Head to www.bobbyjeanspears.com and decide!
Follow the show on Instagram @heygirlpod
Follow Bobby on Instagram @itsbobbyjeanspears
Follow Scott on Instagram @sj_wally
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